Riding it was a fat slob of a man wearing a denim jacket and pink pants, his mustache shaped like a lightning bolt. The Wii Fit Trainer is a mature woman. Sexy times ensue, of course. The Wii Fit Trainer is fed up with Samus constantly calling her for relaxing massages. Now spit her out. Stairs of polished marble curved upward to a higher floor, the walls lined with stained glass windows of fighters in the Smash Bros. Please consider turning it on!